The Socialist Technate of Omnicros is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Vozhd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.956 billion proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omnicrosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion digital rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,237 digital rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Omnicros, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, and Comrade Vozhd has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnicros's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopian Marxism.

Omnicros is ranked 3,978^th in the world and 1^st in The Ostblock for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.29 law-abiding acts per hour.