The Dictatorship of Omsk Omsk is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 426 million Yekteniyi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polunscow. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yekteniyi economy, worth 19.8 trillion Sodzhs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,549 Sodzhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Yekteniyi Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and Omsk Omsk has designated Polunscow as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omsk Omsk's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Omsk Omsk is ranked 232,646^th in the world and 7,960^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 3 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.