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Most Influential: 5,451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,152ndRudest Citizens: 9,486th
The Five States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Welcome to Oncarra, please disregard the radiation.
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Population944 million



The Five States of Oncarra is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 944 million Oncarrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankla. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The thriving Oncarran economy, worth 82.3 trillion Atoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,206 Atoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Oncarra has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, Ankla's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oncarra's national animal is the Deathclaw, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oncarra is ranked 55,343rd in the world and 1,902nd in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,491.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 5,451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,152ndRudest Citizens: 9,486thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,262ndMost Avoided: 15,700thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,877thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,982nd
Most Influential: 163rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 301st in the regionRudest Citizens: 397th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 696th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 806th in the regionMost Avoided: 811th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 825th in the region

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