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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,079th
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Ond Kis Goetheristan

Population427 million

CapitalNew Bismarck

CurrencyCartridge
AnimalSturmhund

The Empire of Ond Kis Goetheristan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 427 million Ond Kis Goetheristanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bismarck. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ond Kis Goetheristanian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Cartridges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,607 Cartridges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Ond Kis Goetheristan's beaches, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ond Kis Goetheristanians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ond Kis Goetheristan's national animal is the Sturmhund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ond Kis Goetheristan is ranked 193,036th in the world and 96th in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,020thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,097thMost Conservative: 21,825thHealthiest Citizens: 21,835th
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Most Conservative: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ond Kis Goetheristan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Ond Kis Goetheristan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Ond Kis Goetheristan, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ond Kis Goetheristanians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Ond Kis Goetheristan, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Ond Kis Goetheristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ond Kis Goetheristan, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Ond Kis Goetheristan, a government program is underway to revitalize Ond Kis Goetheristan's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Ond Kis Goetheristan, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas.
  • : Ond Kis Goetheristan was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Ond Kis Goetheristan, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » South Acren, Lyrakia, Baaas, Layem, and Hualonia.

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