The Democratic Republic of One Nation under Rob is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.896 billion One Nation under Robians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient One Nation under Robian economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion robbers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,145 robbers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One Nation under Rob's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

One Nation under Rob is ranked 8,870^th in the world and 143^rd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.31 law-abiding acts per hour.