The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.162 billion Islanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 712 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,939 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kalani T'ai shot first, children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 186,735^th in the world and 102^nd in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 477.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.