by Max Barry

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One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 381
Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 934thHighest Crime Rates: 953rd
The Tropical Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Be as the sea. Always in motion. Stillness is death.
Kalani T'ai
WA Delegate / Ali'i
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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One Small Island

Population5.162 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.162 billion Islanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 712 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,939 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kalani T'ai shot first, children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 186,735th in the world and 102nd in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 477.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 934thHighest Crime Rates: 953rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,041stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,060thRudest Citizens: 2,189thTop
Most Influential: 2,492ndMost Avoided: 3,859thLargest Retail Industry: 4,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,526thFattest Citizens: 5,764thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,799thLargest Black Market: 6,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,083rdMost Cultured: 12,150thTop
Most Armed: 12,656thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,693rdMost Inclusive: 14,972ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,759thHighest Drug Use: 18,682ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,495thHighest Food Quality: 20,065thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,974thMost Efficient Economies: 22,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,383rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,798th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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