by Max Barry

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One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 960thHighest Crime Rates: 1,023rd
The Tropical Paradise of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Kalani T'ai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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One Small Island

Population6.13 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.13 billion Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 859 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,134 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and the roundel of the Islandian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 24,947th in the world and 1st in Warzone Sandbox for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 960thHighest Crime Rates: 1,023rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,096thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,359thMost Influential: 2,447thRudest Citizens: 2,461stTop
Most Avoided: 4,357thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,522ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,101stLargest Black Market: 5,624thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,210thFattest Citizens: 6,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,639thMost Cultured: 12,234thMost Armed: 12,814thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,127thMost Inclusive: 15,590thHighest Average Incomes: 18,084thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,874thHighest Food Quality: 20,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,257thMost Efficient Economies: 24,614thHighest Drug Use: 24,947thHighest Economic Output: 25,798th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

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