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Most Valuable International Artwork: 903rdMost Armed: 2,793rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,183rd
The Imperial Union of States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
War is peace
Tomas Lovekost
Influence
Vassal
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Oneid

Population2.427 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderTomas Lovekost
FaithEmpty Gods

CurrencyDolar
AnimalCat

The Imperial Union of States of Oneid is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.427 billion Oneidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneidian economy, worth 363 trillion Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,717 Dolars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Oneid is ranked 197,949th in the world and 278th in Oneid for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 903rdTop
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Most Armed: 2,793rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,393rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,454thFattest Citizens: 3,510thMost Avoided: 3,698thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,606thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,867thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,412thLargest Black Market: 7,724thLargest Mining Sector: 7,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,504thLargest Retail Industry: 10,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,114thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,767thHighest Average Incomes: 13,456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,595thMost Efficient Economies: 14,020thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,847th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oneid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Oneid banned The Democratic States of TWPAF Nottinghamshire from Oneid.
  • : Oneid proposed constructing embassies between Oneid and Pecan Sandies.
  • : Oneid relocated from Gaia project to Oneid.
  • : Oneid relocated from Oneid to Gaia project.
  • : Oneid founded the region Gaia project.

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