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Rudest Citizens: 4,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,862ndMost Influential: 6,401st
The United States of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Oneida Mohawk

Population965 million


Animalbald eagle

The United States of Oneida Mohawk is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 965 million Upstate New Yorkers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utica. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneida Mohawkian economy, worth 78.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 81,582 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Oneida Mohawk's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Oneida Mohawk is ranked 64,437th in the world and 277th in Europeia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,426.09 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Rudest Citizens: 4,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,862ndMost Influential: 6,401stFattest Citizens: 10,069thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,440thLargest Retail Industry: 15,904thMost Avoided: 16,830thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,516thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,442nd
Rudest Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the region

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