Population | 3.072 billion |
Currency | bank |
Animal | card |
The Jingoistic States of Ooferian Farmer Army 9 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.072 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Ooferian Farmer Army 9ian economy, worth 134 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,768 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 9's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ooferian Farmer Army 9 is ranked 152,776th in the world and 5,720th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 390.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9 was refounded in Osiris.
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9 ceased to exist in Oofery.
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Oofery fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Oofery fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Oofery fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Oofery fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Ooferian Farmer Army 9's influence in Oofery fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".