by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 51stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 409thMost Influential: 674th
The ProcrastiNation of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but mostly a curse
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.851 billion

LeaderRobbie Rotten

Currencydead meme

The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.851 billion Ooferians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 422 trillion dead memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,219 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 2,191st in the world and 73rd in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 448 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 51stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 409thMost Influential: 674thLargest Welfare Programs: 683rdMost Pacifist: 892ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 950thNicest Citizens: 1,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,506thMost Inclusive: 1,564thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,637thSafest: 1,682ndBest Weather: 2,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,255thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,913thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,962ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,297thLowest Crime Rates: 3,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,960thLargest Governments: 4,314thMost Cultured: 5,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,105thMost Developed: 5,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,344thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,096thSmartest Citizens: 8,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,075thMost Efficient Economies: 10,291stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,443rdMost Devout: 16,024thMost Income Equality: 17,669th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionSafest: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 174th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 430th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 471st in the regionMost Devout: 483rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 669th in the regionMost Income Equality: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, all the playground's a stage for Ooferian schoolchildren.
  • : Oofery agreed to construct embassies between Oofery and The Embassy.
  • : Oofery was endorsed by The Provisional Junta of East Sakhlin.
  • : Oofery was endorsed by The United States of New Era states.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 306 » New Leganes, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Brotherland, East Malaysia, Asendavia, H-Zhena, Staynes, Albrook, Mays Austrian Nation, Alttaea, Bai Lung, Centrical Union, CANZUK 1, CheeseBurrito, An Unknown End, Cameronia Excellentia, Concentus, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Aeljae, Barfleur, Tretrid, Elejamie, Distro-Spartica, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Adavan, Dannemarie, Dragonia, Debluu, Cymru Broadcasters, A Slanted Black Stripe, Chols Worithopia, Arouran, Edmontia, Davinhia, Cyrillic Peoples, Dravida India, The New Tace, Tawuse, Euricanis, Hexyia, Fellon, Hitaria, Firenation91, Hokolokia, Greater New Cassandra, Holy Alasia Orozen, Gunov, and 256 others.Biggstonia, Enou, Imperial Akatsuki, Freedomindia, HinduRashtr, Impia Aghte, Farangia, Freedom Fascists, Iodinia, Azureano, Harro Waarudho, Airrajul, Interdimensional Waifus, CopyCato, Fontesia, Karatol-Advenra, La xinga, Kublam, Icelandic Imperium, Enlil, Khadah, Lanagon, Komiker Mawrysharken, Lurolona, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Monezambique, Lyontisia, Janoobi Jazair, Kaigi, Norna Chitya, Lorynia, Jamitri, North Insomnia, New Bradenia Ghost, Khvetsch, New Bobby, Merlovich, Headpat Central, Noreds Thereneuthene, Moewland, Kucia, Lantros, Kalaratri, Kyrtizhan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, New Liberitad, Nyanhai, Our Gods, Pizza devil cat, Kangarawa, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Kristanya, New Ailartsua, Coruh, Monix, Abtracnt, Pekweng, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, 3 14159265358979323846264, Kunstistan, Nurmani, Dorles, Roliganistan, Rainbow Vests, Republic of Berzerkistan, Plazland, Skaivania, Ripsylvania, Samaltak True, Granskau, Servants of Gizmo, Ribanzi, Santa Dystopia, Seri Tai Republic, Wiranath, Rhothstan, Vita Libertas Beatitudinem, Taurora, Stellar Colonies, The Soviet Space Commie Union, ReeK, Unger under over, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, Wakeopolis, Zukchiva, Tassirion, Trulu, The solar ottomans, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, ReReReRepublic, Trimmania, Upper Ellisse, Under Upper Antartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Rokaku, Republoslavia, FreedomIand, The Three States of Fortuna, Goodnamesarerare, United China Nation, Wapl, Sen Jast, From New World, Ridann, Roissyland, Order of the saint Dumas, Sansangra, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Riveraland, Wanabe, Propwash, The Armed Savages, Survivoristan, Joundia, Pasedonia, Zang0, Stadacon, Amjedia, Slys Paws, Mahatakutana, Jonathan Schmidt, Faid, Arunika, Cacnesia, Slongs, Slonful, New Mainz, Am Echad, Roma IV, Lanwa, Acronis, Kriov, The Almighty Country, Nevertopia, Republic of New India, Dragons Blood, Anarchica landia, Wallenburg, Taapi, Raneve Brusertheatel, Bharatewa, Narinoland, Danelaw Scandinavia, ParaSymmetry, Busto arsizio2, The Great Andes, Ze Noobalingas, Rabarbarys, Vogar, ArenaC, Boooshi, Insolandie, Crucifer, Blobbo, JosheNation, Developing World, Later Goryeo, Catlovenia, Middle Pitburn, Plaines, Empire of Dabiristan, Sudarshan, Kasai del Sur, Juliania Secundus, Arasakami, Capitalist Golborne, Mid-Land, THE Ophelia OF SYA, Cellar Doors, Brova, Rocie, LibRight Libertarianism, Kylah, Hogwarts of muggles, Zukish, Devlon, United Socialist States of Amerika, Isahaak, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Adolanta, Cisdaniria, Lorrana, RumButter, Pledonia, Nordic Eurasia, North Bernia, United Arab Islamic, Tofoon, Endertopias, Shavara, Firlands, Fuflix workers union, Haass, Akorial, Arcarum, Jove Mahmo, Bradion, Macaco Forte, Martian States of America, The Great Tea Empire, Eastern Alksearia, Cakitalim, Yaceistan, Ulvesogullr, Eastern Romgalia, Johor DT, Cvetopia, Sapre, Zwen, Rabaconia, Espeon LD, Obridles, Biingus, The Kulaata Islands, Piranovia, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Zudong, Vizh, Tolfopolis, Greater Novast, Nevretha, Kazakistania, Heatherspike, Blobon, Pirnovo, Solek, Eagas, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Cafe Hell, Daravon, Personus, Ruvenheigen, Soleil8, Dermsie area, Vessarlian, Indonesia Soekarnoisme, Skipnom, Paint Drinker Islands, Eumania, Verdiente Heimatlander, Khindu, Lueva, Saint Richelieu, Colyn, Eagle Crest, Hydrohomies, New Era states, and East Sakhlin.

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