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Nudest: 2,453rdMost Stationary: 4,506thLargest Black Market: 7,251st
The Holy Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
OMG
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ooh My God

Population25.373 billion

CapitalOMG-town
LeaderAllan Amazing
FaithAmazingness

CurrencyOMG
Animalbat

The Holy Empire of Ooh My God is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allan Amazing with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.373 billion Ooh My Godians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OMG-town. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooh My Godian economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion OMGS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,304 OMGS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooh My God's national animal is the bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Amazingness.

Ooh My God is ranked 4,506th in the world and 1st in Sex for Most Stationary, with 3,407.66448576 days.

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Nudest: 2,453rdTop
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Most Stationary: 4,506thLargest Black Market: 7,251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,524thLargest Populations: 7,590thMost Influential: 8,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,758thHighest Economic Output: 10,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,970thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,081stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,679thMost Devout: 21,567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,657thMost Efficient Economies: 29,560th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Ooh My God's influence in Sex rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Ooh My God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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