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Rudest Citizens: 2,858thHighest Crime Rates: 3,775thLargest Retail Industry: 4,168th
The АНИМЕ РАЙ of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
АНИМЕ!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Opirian

Population763 million

CapitalКонохагакуре
LeaderHokage

CurrencyАнимеллары
AnimalВайфу

The АНИМЕ РАЙ of Opirian is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Hokage with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 763 million Аниме are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Конохагакуре. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Аниме economy, worth 112 trillion Анимелларыs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 148,042 Анимелларыs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Opirian's radio stations, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, Конохагакуре's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Opirian's national animal is the Вайфу, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Opirian is ranked 42,253rd in the world and 518th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 78.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,858thHighest Crime Rates: 3,775thLargest Retail Industry: 4,168thNudest: 4,497thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,316thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,708thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,992ndMost Inclusive: 11,842ndMost Armed: 13,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,448thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,701stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,873rdMost Influential: 15,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,854thNicest Citizens: 16,039thHighest Average Incomes: 16,073rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,074thMost Efficient Economies: 17,551stMost Secular: 17,573rdHighest Food Quality: 18,533rdMost Developed: 19,116thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,437thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,422ndSmartest Citizens: 22,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,162nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 140th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 186th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionMost Inclusive: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 296th in the regionMost Armed: 305th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 331st in the regionNicest Citizens: 333rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 376th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 379th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 383rd in the regionMost Developed: 389th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 433rd in the regionMost Secular: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 447th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 450th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 460th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Avoided: 518th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 537th in the regionLargest Black Market: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 557th in the regionLargest Governments: 628th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, Конохагакуре's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Opirian's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, Аниме companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Opirian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Opirian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Opirian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Opirian, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.

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