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Most Primitive: 213thMost Ignorant Citizens: 384thMost Devout: 806th
The Red Army of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
In communist Oppression69, NationStates plays you!
Czar Plotnik
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Oppression69

Population2.945 billion

CapitalPlotnikgrad
LeaderCzar Plotnik
FaithPlotnikism

Currencymakto
Animalslave

The Red Army of Oppression69 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Czar Plotnik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.945 billion Dum-dums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plotnikgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Stoopid economy, worth 182 trillion maktoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,025 maktoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Czar Plotnik's portrait, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Dum-dums, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Czar Plotnik's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppression69's national animal is the slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Plotnikism.

Oppression69 is ranked 15,190th in the world and 5th in Artificial Solar System for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,270.55 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Primitive: 213thMost Ignorant Citizens: 384thMost Devout: 806thMost Conservative: 1,834thMost Authoritarian: 2,426thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,021stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,314thNudest: 4,431stLowest Crime Rates: 5,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,329thLargest Black Market: 7,077thBest Weather: 7,926thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,598thLargest Governments: 10,778thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,190thMost Extreme: 15,596th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 67th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 172nd in the regionMost Extreme: 191st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 200th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 263rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Czar Plotnik's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Dum-dums.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Czar Plotnik's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, Dum-dums are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Oppression69 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppression69, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.

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