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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,147th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Ave moi!
Influence
Dealmaker
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Opressed North Continent

Population6.416 billion

CapitalPetrusciian
LeaderAll Opressive Leader
FaithAll Opressive Leader

CurrencyAloha
Animalfalcon

The People's Republic of Opressed North Continent is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by All Opressive Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.416 billion Opressed North Continentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrusciian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Opressed North Continentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion Alohas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,350 Alohas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing All Opressive Leader to cartoon bears, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Opressed North Continent" on tails, and citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Opressed North Continent's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is All Opressive Leader.

Opressed North Continent is ranked 13,365th in the world and 3rd in Lasagna for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,805.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,965thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,147thMost Avoided: 2,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,951stLargest Mining Sector: 3,309thLargest Black Market: 3,417thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,141stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,235thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,901stFattest Citizens: 5,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,433rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,922ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,122ndMost Devout: 7,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,109thHighest Average Incomes: 8,942ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,672ndMost Conservative: 12,856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,365thHighest Economic Output: 14,928thMost Influential: 16,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,656th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the region

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