Population | 15.743 billion |
Capital | Västdal |
Leader | Prime Minister Clas Markussen |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Federation of Ordennya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Clas Markussen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.743 billion Ordennyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Västdal. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ordennyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,999 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown. Ordennya's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ordennya is ranked 69,369th in the world and 11th in Ajax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Ordennya, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.