The Republic of Oreo States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.615 billion Oreo Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth 919 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 254,386 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,454,571 per year while the poor average 21,515, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

90% of active duty OSAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 1,829^th in the world and 41^st in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 34.24 Crimes Per Hour.