The Republic of Oreo States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.638 billion Oreo Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 273,397 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, male tourists tend to be fearful of Oreo States's deadly femme fatales, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Oreo Statesians marry themselves', and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 9,393^rd in the world and 184^th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,814 trillion Standard Monetary Units.