The Republic of Oreo States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.386 billion Oreo Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 269,774 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Kittens, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Oreo States, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 1,217^th in the world and 30^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 16,226.64 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.