The Republic of Orgstan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 11.274 billion Orgstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Orgstanian economy, worth 443 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,301 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, surveillance cameras are banned, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orgstan's national animal is the Camel.

Orgstan is ranked 113,650^th in the world and 6^th in Island Of Union for Most Pacifist, with 75.13 cheeks turned per day.