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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,370th Rudest Citizens: 2,228th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,894th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
E Pluribus Unum
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Original Colonies

Population716 million

CapitalWashington DC

Currencydollar
Animalhawk

The Republic of Original Colonies is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 716 million Original Coloniesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Original Coloniesian economy, worth 86.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 120,857 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,730 per year while the poor average 15,366, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Male tourists tend to be fearful of Original Colonies's deadly femme fatales, there's a big brother in every prison, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Original Colonies's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Original Colonies is ranked 152,368th in the world and 7,680th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -355.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,370thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,894thMost Influential: 3,479thFattest Citizens: 3,627thLargest Retail Industry: 4,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,296thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,496thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,921stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,140thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,416thTop
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Most Avoided: 8,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,166thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,666thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,897thMost Armed: 12,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,150thMost Pro-Market: 14,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,795th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 116th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 187th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 213th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 214th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260th in the regionMost Avoided: 290th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 306th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionMost Armed: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 514th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 518th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 595th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 653rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 727th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 768th in the region

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