The Free Land of Orjald is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Orjald with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.948 billion Orjaldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orjald. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orjaldian economy, worth 383 trillion Aldeuros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,557 Aldeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Orjald Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, excessive gerrymandering has earned Orjald the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', they say that Orjaldians made a dessert and called it peace, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orjald's national animal is the T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orjald.

Orjald is ranked 18,221^st in the world and 320^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,766.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.