The Republic of Orson Welles is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 533 million Prussians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Orson Wellesian economy, worth 67.9 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,438 Deutsche Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 633,092 per year while the poor average 14,512, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, war vets look after war animals, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, and half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orson Welles's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Orson Welles is ranked 102,419^th in the world and 2,610^th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 37.58 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.