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Most Devout: 1,905thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,260thMost Armed: 2,722nd
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Orthodox Ukraine

Population776 million

CapitalKiev
LeaderGrand Prince Ivan Zelensky

Currencyhryvnia
Animalbear

The Theocracy of Orthodox Ukraine is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Prince Ivan Zelensky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 776 million Orthodox Ukrainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Orthodox Ukrainean economy, worth 102 trillion hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,577 hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, Orthodox Ukraine successfully hosted the Der Trollpakt Olympics, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orthodox Ukraine's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Orthodox Ukraine is ranked 16,444th in the world and 3rd in Der Trollpakt for Fattest Citizens, with 15.85 Obesity Rate.

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Most Devout: 1,905thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,260thMost Armed: 2,722ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,645thMost Avoided: 9,102ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,025thMost Conservative: 14,763rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,835thMost Authoritarian: 15,768thFattest Citizens: 16,444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,035thMost Cultured: 18,207thHighest Average Incomes: 18,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,832nd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Orthodox Ukraine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Orthodox Ukraine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Orthodox Ukraine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, Orthodox Ukraine successfully hosted the Der Trollpakt Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned bearball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Orthodox Ukraine, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.

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