The Most Serene Republic of Oslasa93 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.646 billion Oslasa93ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa93ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,702 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa93's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa93 is ranked 22,204^th in the world and 1,437^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.97 law-abiding acts per hour.