Population | 3.076 billion |
Capital | Naga City |
Leader | Leni Robredo |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | Php peso |
Animal | Duterte and its supporters |
The Philippine Opposition of Otso Diretso is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leni Robredo with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.076 billion Filipino have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naga City. The average income tax rate is 5.9%.
The thriving Filipino economy, worth 243 trillion Php pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,129 Php pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, and government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Otso Diretso's national animal is the Duterte and its supporters, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Otso Diretso is ranked 196,372nd in the world and 35th in The Philippines for Most Stationary, with 52.39366091248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Otso Diretso, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
- : Following new legislation in Otso Diretso, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground.
- : Following new legislation in Otso Diretso, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in Otso Diretso, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Otso Diretso, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Otso Diretso's influence in The Philippines rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Otso Diretso's influence in The Philippines rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Otso Diretso's influence in The Philippines rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Otso Diretso's influence in The Philippines rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Otso Diretso's influence in The Philippines rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".