by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,276thMost Influential: 4,791stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,979th
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Ottawa land

Population693 million



The Republic of Ottawa land is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 693 million Ottawans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ottawa landian economy, worth 49.3 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,144 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottawa land's national animal is the Groundhog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ottawa land is ranked 195,700th in the world and 6,372nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 28.5 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,276thTop
Most Influential: 4,791stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,979thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 20,435thNicest Citizens: 21,332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,049th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 231st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 415th in the regionMost Influential: 532nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 685th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 692nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 741st in the regionNicest Citizens: 772nd in the region

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