Population | 10.9 billion |
Capital | The Golden City of the Common People |
Leader | Lady Cheneka Tabec III |
Faith | The Faith of the Golden Gods |
Currency | Golden Gazeta |
Animal | Golden Oriole |
The Golden Empire of Ovelanare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Cheneka Tabec III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.9 billion Ovelenares are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City of the Common People. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ovelenarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion Golden Gazetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,896 Golden Gazetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovelanare's national animal is the Golden Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Faith of the Golden Gods.
Ovelanare is ranked 185,938th in the world and 4,210th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 69.1750251724 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, Lady Cheneka Tabec III's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Ovelanare's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, one can wake up in Ovelanare and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in Ovelanare, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.