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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 18th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Obey or die
Elrod the love god
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population31.117 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod


The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.117 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 17,164 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,621 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,487 per year while the poor average 118,008, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest worm hunting institutions, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Elrod the love god in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 257,447th in the world and 7,745th in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -23.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stMost Primitive: 55thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thLargest Insurance Industry: 73rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 81stMost Secular: 83rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thHighest Economic Output: 159thFattest Citizens: 189thMost Armed: 194thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 208thHighest Average Incomes: 238thLargest Retail Industry: 339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 622ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 880thRudest Citizens: 988thLargest Black Market: 1,418thTop
Largest Populations: 2,813thLowest Crime Rates: 2,833rdMost Conservative: 6,527thNudest: 7,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,521stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,049thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,511thMost Influential: 17,778thLargest Governments: 21,760th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionNudest: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 208th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266th in the regionMost Conservative: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 324th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 462nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 601st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 662nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 686th in the region

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