The Dictatorship of Oxsania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Atheas the Younger with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.793 billion Scythians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhshab. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oxsanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,040 trillion Drachms a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 281,673 Drachms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxsania's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Manicheism.

Oxsania is ranked 637^th in the world and 21^st in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.95 on the Human Development Index.