The Dictatorship of Oxsania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atheas the Younger with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, humorless population of 14.118 billion Scythians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhshab. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oxsanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion Drachms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,166 Drachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxsania's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Manicheism.

Oxsania is ranked 477^th in the world and 15^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 187.11 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.