The Holy Golden Egg Republic of Oxyliteral is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 1.191 billion Oxyliteralians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oxyliteralian economy, worth 142 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,520 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine out of ten citizens of Oxyliteral answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, contestants on Oxyliteral's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxyliteral's national animal is the monster Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oxyliteral is ranked 91,080^th in the world and 1,555^th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 142 trillion Standard Monetary Units.