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Most Secular: 683rdBest Weather: 1,128thMost Influential: 1,522nd
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
read the factbooks they're funny. also buy my cards
MILF Supreme
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Population5.033 billion

LeaderMILF Supreme


The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by MILF Supreme with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.033 billion bad bitches are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MILFville. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient P0ptr0pican economy, worth 817 trillion gwallas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,350 gwallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sosa is one of the most popular forenames in P0ptr0pica, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0ptr0pica's national animal is the sosa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P0ptr0pica is ranked 1,769th in the world and 29th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 97.89 on the Human Development Index.

Most Secular: 683rdBest Weather: 1,128thMost Influential: 1,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,745thMost Developed: 1,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,046thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,263rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,564thNicest Citizens: 2,592ndMost Inclusive: 2,642ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,710thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,761stSmartest Citizens: 3,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,860thLargest Governments: 4,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,504thMost Pacifist: 4,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,359thSafest: 5,729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,741stRudest Citizens: 6,270thMost Efficient Economies: 6,592ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,854thHighest Average Incomes: 11,744thMost Cultured: 11,792ndTop
Nudest: 12,870thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,864thHighest Drug Use: 16,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,687thHighest Economic Output: 23,377th
Most Secular: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionNudest: 58th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the region

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