by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 877thMost Influential: 1,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,111th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.351 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.351 billion Pachoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The all-consuming Pachoan economy, worth 912 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,259 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 29,573rd in the world and 1,074th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 877thMost Influential: 1,232ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,216thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,908thSmartest Citizens: 10,311thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,417thMost Inclusive: 10,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,810thMost Stationary: 10,830thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,432ndMost Cultured: 13,287thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,778thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,924thMost Developed: 15,606thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,494thHighest Economic Output: 18,657thMost Pacifist: 19,458thHealthiest Citizens: 19,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,681st
Most Stationary: 238th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 450th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Influential: 497th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 506th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 555th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 576th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 577th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 602nd in the regionLargest Populations: 610th in the regionRudest Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Inclusive: 625th in the regionMost Cultured: 648th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 763rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 797th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 809th in the regionMost Developed: 850th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 862nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 876th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 895th in the region

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