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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854th Most Influential: 1,262nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,181st
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Don't burn my thunder
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.602 billion

CapitalPacho City
LeaderGrand Poobah


The Commonwealth of Pacho is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.602 billion Pachoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacho City. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The all-consuming Pachoan economy, worth 737 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 111,660 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, farting etiquette is taught in schools, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable. Crime is totally unknown. Pacho's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacho is ranked 107,669th in the world and 5,620th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854thMost Influential: 1,262ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,181stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,203rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,592ndMost Inclusive: 10,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,639thSmartest Citizens: 10,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,482ndMost Stationary: 12,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,401stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,091stRudest Citizens: 13,661stMost Cultured: 14,062ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,112thMost Developed: 15,920thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,752nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 319th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 461st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 461st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 495th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 532nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 536th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 589th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Inclusive: 614th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 618th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 625th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 639th in the regionLargest Populations: 660th in the regionMost Cultured: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 813th in the regionMost Developed: 867th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 873rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 883rd in the region

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