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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th
The Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paffnia

Population22.592 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili

Currencypaffnar
Animalllama

The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.592 billion Paffniacs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,608 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 204,008 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and a degree in Aleksandar Vekili Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 533rd in the world and 10th in 10000 Islands for Best Weather, with 877 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 247thMost Pacifist: 296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 332ndMost Influential: 440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 485thMost Rebellious Youth: 491stMost Advanced Public Education: 523rdBest Weather: 533rdLongest Average Lifespans: 547thNicest Citizens: 552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 555thMost Compassionate Citizens: 555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 607thHealthiest Citizens: 624thSafest: 641stMost Beautiful Environments: 642ndLargest Governments: 679thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 858thMost Cheerful Citizens: 865thMost Inclusive: 998thLowest Crime Rates: 1,070thSmartest Citizens: 1,263rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,455thMost Cultured: 1,570thHighest Economic Output: 2,367thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,433rdLargest Populations: 5,500thMost Devout: 5,701stHighest Average Incomes: 6,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,873rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,294thTop
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Most Developed: 14,179thMost Income Equality: 20,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,495th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Safest: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, a degree in Aleksandar Vekili Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned llamaball fields.
  • : Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, astronauts take one small step for Paffnia and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Paffnia was endorsed by The United Republics of Northern Nivaria.
  • : Paffnia was endorsed by The Garden of Krystalveil.

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