by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 2,912thMost Authoritarian: 8,717thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,299th
The Divine Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
One does not simply erase the ways of the past.
Grand Emperor Kazimierz II Piast
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Pagan Poland

Population2.649 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor Kazimierz II Piast

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Divine Empire of Pagan Poland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Kazimierz II Piast with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.649 billion Poles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Polish economy, worth 86.6 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 32,689 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, torture is illegal, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pagan Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Perunism.

Pagan Poland is ranked 232,440th in the world and 7,873rd in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 11.41 Insults Per Minute.

Most Primitive: 2,912thMost Authoritarian: 8,717thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,299thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,915thMost Devout: 20,919thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,924th
Most Primitive: 133rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 291st in the regionMost Income Equality: 379th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 520th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 755th in the region

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