The Pro nation that is made of Palcania is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Biden with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 963 million Palcanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordston. The average income tax rate is 19.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palcanian economy, worth 96.2 trillion Berots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,904 Berots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Joe Biden has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Palcania's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Palcania is ranked 214,866^th in the world and 8,943^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 6.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.