by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,991stMost Cultured: 2,346th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war.
President Fulkerson
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Director of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population19.817 billion

LeaderPresident Fulkerson

AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.817 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 4,296 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,803 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Paleocacher to be bombproof, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Paleocacherians, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 3,381st in the world and 4th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,991stMost Cultured: 2,346thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,516thBest Weather: 2,543rdHighest Economic Output: 2,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,989thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,046thMost Influential: 3,257thLowest Crime Rates: 3,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,787thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,824thMost Developed: 4,885thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,996thSmartest Citizens: 5,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,678thMost Inclusive: 7,357thLargest Populations: 7,752ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,831stRudest Citizens: 8,045thLargest Governments: 8,130thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,781stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,042ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,328thNicest Citizens: 13,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,699thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,947th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the region

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