by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,469thMost Devout: 3,704th
The North American State of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
The same yesterday, today, and tomorrow
Founder / Monarch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Paleoconservative Citizens

Population1.934 billion

CapitalWestbridge City
LeaderChris White


The North American State of Paleoconservative Citizens is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chris White with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 1.934 billion Paleoconservatives are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westbridge City. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Paleoconservative economy, worth 199 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,163 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Paleoconservative Citizens, atheists on vacation find Lutheranism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleoconservative Citizens's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Paleoconservative Citizens is ranked 38,729th in the world and 1st in F7 Multiverse for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 738.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 730thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,469thMost Devout: 3,704thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,233rdBest Weather: 13,021stMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,820thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,449thHealthiest Citizens: 21,039thMost Developed: 21,103rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,707thLowest Crime Rates: 21,970th

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