The Kingdom of Pallas Athenaie is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.346 billion Pallas Athenaieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maharlika. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pallas Athenaiean economy, worth 100 trillion Gold Feathers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,443 Gold Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallas Athenaie's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pallas Athenaie is ranked 77,419^th in the world and 384^th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51.62 Whatever.