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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,094th
The Intergalactic Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Pancanawe Republic

Population1.323 billion

CapitalOji's City
LeaderMadreline Plateminer the Dwarf Female

AnimalPancanawe Bear

The Intergalactic Union of Pancanawe Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Madreline Plateminer the Dwarf Female with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.323 billion Pancanaweans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oji's City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The all-consuming Pancanawean economy, worth 164 trillion Aurums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,236 Aurums, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancanawe Republic's national animal is the Pancanawe Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pancanawe Republic is ranked 24,403rd in the world and 89th in Wintreath for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,291 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,832ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,230thLowest Crime Rates: 10,010thMost Devout: 11,309thTop
Largest Governments: 12,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,765thMost Conservative: 15,734thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,810thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,998thLargest Mining Sector: 21,164thHighest Average Incomes: 22,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,037thHealthiest Citizens: 22,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 22,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,149th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the region

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