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Most Subsidized Industry: 77thMost Valuable International Artwork: 136thLargest Retail Industry: 156th
The Black and White Dynasty of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Pandaland II

Population8.394 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda


The Black and White Dynasty of Pandaland II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.394 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 4,085 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 486,746 Bamboos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities run on potato batteries, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 791st in the world and 17th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 37,661.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 77thMost Valuable International Artwork: 136thLargest Retail Industry: 156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 160thHighest Poor Incomes: 295thRudest Citizens: 353rdHighest Average Incomes: 358thMost Efficient Economies: 367thLargest Black Market: 427thMost Secular: 465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 466thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 510thMost Advanced Public Education: 625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 757thLargest Publishing Industry: 791stFattest Citizens: 1,045thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,055thSmartest Citizens: 1,066thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,120thMost Avoided: 1,199thLargest Mining Sector: 1,312thMost Cultured: 1,378thLargest Governments: 1,452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,684thMost Influential: 1,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,800thMost Inclusive: 2,331stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,969thMost Developed: 3,023rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,421stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,800thNudest: 6,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,667thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,686thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,729thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,516thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,741stLargest Gambling Industry: 11,265thTop
Highest Drug Use: 17,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,754th
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionNudest: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 159th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 227th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 290th in the regionMost Stationary: 478th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 545th in the region

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