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Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdMost Subsidized Industry: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th
The Black and White Dynasty of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
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Pandaland II

Population7.123 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda


The Black and White Dynasty of Pandaland II is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.123 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Bamboos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 483,452 Bamboos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 464th in the world and 14th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 427.34 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdMost Subsidized Industry: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 169thLargest Retail Industry: 207thHighest Average Incomes: 352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 401stMost Efficient Economies: 436thRudest Citizens: 464thLargest Black Market: 471stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 472ndMost Secular: 492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 504thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 720thLargest Publishing Industry: 758thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 892ndFattest Citizens: 1,031stSmartest Citizens: 1,110thLargest Mining Sector: 1,128thMost Avoided: 1,250thMost Influential: 1,307thMost Cultured: 1,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,538thLargest Governments: 1,659thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,818thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,205thMost Inclusive: 2,502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,862ndHighest Economic Output: 3,461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,822ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,859thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,822ndMost Developed: 6,029thNudest: 6,137thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,868thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,274thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,180thHighest Drug Use: 17,288th
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionNudest: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 330th in the region

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