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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 330th
The Federal Ethnostate of
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Make WA Great Again
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Pandoska

Population6.263 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderPresident Edik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.263 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,022 Federal Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,130,195 per year while the poor average 86,048, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 14,755th in the world and 779th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,048.5 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 330thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 846thMost Devout: 934thLargest Black Market: 937thLowest Crime Rates: 1,104thHighest Average Incomes: 1,136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,243rdMost Armed: 1,420thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,599thMost Influential: 1,621stLargest Governments: 1,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,085thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,506thMost Efficient Economies: 2,679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,913thMost Developed: 3,466thLargest Mining Sector: 3,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,549thRudest Citizens: 5,465thSmartest Citizens: 6,223rdHighest Economic Output: 6,585thTop
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Most Avoided: 12,710thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,755th
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 96th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 172nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 194th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionRudest Citizens: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 300th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 693rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 709th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 779th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pandoska's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Most Corrupt Governments, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Pandoska's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Pandoska was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Pandoska ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pandoska resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Pandoska voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Criminal Protocol".
  • : Pandoska was endorsed by The Lucky Santa Easter Eggs of Dangine.

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