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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,705thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,771st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Panpan101

Population3.245 billion

Currencydenier
AnimalSheep 🐑

The Constitutional Monarchy of Panpan101 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.245 billion Panpan101ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panpan101ian economy, worth 385 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,844 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panpan101's national animal is the Sheep 🐑, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panpan101 is ranked 146,037th in the world and 216th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,705thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,242ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,310thLargest Mining Sector: 11,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,697thLargest Black Market: 11,788thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,557thMost Devout: 13,769thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,206thHealthiest Citizens: 16,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,008thBest Weather: 19,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,593rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,391st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan101, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.

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