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Rudest Citizens: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 11th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
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PapaDracky

Population12.784 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.784 billion Drackonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,573 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 592,441 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,548,989 per year while the poor average 5,331, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in PapaDracky, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 226th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 41,166.36 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thFattest Citizens: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 17thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17thMost Armed: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stMost Avoided: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 49thHighest Disposable Incomes: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 91stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rdHighest Average Incomes: 151stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 185thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 189thLargest Insurance Industry: 190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 204thMost Corrupt Governments: 212thLargest Mining Sector: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 617thMost Secular: 726thLargest Information Technology Sector: 813thHighest Economic Output: 914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,841stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,903rdHighest Drug Use: 2,981stMost Stationary: 9,587thNudest: 10,725thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,943rdLargest Black Market: 12,008thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,234thMost Influential: 13,729thMost Pro-Market: 14,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,362ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,090thLargest Populations: 21,791st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in PapaDracky.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, a petition to improve PapaDrackyian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tower of Consumption as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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