by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 10th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

PapaDracky

Population13.803 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.803 billion Drackonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,389 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 607,788 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,692,762 per year while the poor average 5,468, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Bris parties are all the rage, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Tower of Consumption, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 216,445th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Most Conservative, scoring 24 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thFattest Citizens: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16thMost Avoided: 18thMost Armed: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 44thHighest Disposable Incomes: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181stMost Corrupt Governments: 188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 189thLargest Insurance Industry: 191stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 202ndLargest Mining Sector: 219thMost Efficient Economies: 236thMost Secular: 544thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 626thHighest Economic Output: 784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 840thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,110thMost Pro-Market: 1,665thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,948thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,871stMost Stationary: 8,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,967thLargest Black Market: 11,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,258thNudest: 11,756thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,889thSmartest Citizens: 12,911thHighest Drug Use: 17,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,293rdLargest Populations: 20,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,126th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Tower of Consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, PapaDrackyian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

More...

View Forum posts

Report