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Rudest Citizens: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population12.023 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.023 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,971 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 579,843 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,430,963 per year while the poor average 5,218, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 11th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 87,388.18 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 20thMost Armed: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42ndMost Avoided: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 142ndHighest Average Incomes: 164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 204thLargest Insurance Industry: 213thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 214thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thLargest Mining Sector: 243rdMost Efficient Economies: 299thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 560thLargest Information Technology Sector: 784thMost Secular: 810thHighest Economic Output: 1,018thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,719thMost Pro-Market: 1,743rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,997thMost Stationary: 9,910thNudest: 10,282ndSmartest Citizens: 10,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,880thLargest Black Market: 11,199thTop
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Most Influential: 14,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,130thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,033rdLargest Populations: 21,681stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,819thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,042nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.

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