Population | 19.289 billion |
Capital | Tower of Consumption |
Leader | King CREAM |
Faith | Profitism |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Elcor |
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.289 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth an astonishing 13,301 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 689,610 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,459,290 per year while the poor average 6,203, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.
PapaDracky is ranked 6,987th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Most Stationary, with 2,803.97513601032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make PapaDrackyian mussels the biggest in Papastan.