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The Dominion of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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PapaJacky

Population18.482 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.482 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,552 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,621 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and books are so highly regarded in PapaJacky that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 284,504th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -55.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thHighest Food Quality: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thNicest Citizens: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25thLargest Governments: 26thMost Secular: 26thMost Developed: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 28thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thLargest Welfare Programs: 38thSmartest Citizens: 40thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thBest Weather: 49thSafest: 50thLowest Crime Rates: 78thMost Advanced Public Transport: 79thMost Cultured: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 237thMost Subsidized Industry: 292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 450thHighest Average Incomes: 865thHighest Economic Output: 1,193rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,970thMost Stationary: 8,108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,337thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,480thMost Influential: 11,800thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,322ndLargest Populations: 14,457thMost Income Equality: 16,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,484th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, books are so highly regarded in PapaJacky that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, saying "don't do anything that High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, refugees from other nations are flocking to PapaJacky's border.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.

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