The Robo Orangugrump of Papercuts and Skittles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Geoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.494 billion Skitters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brunswick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Skittlesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,009 trillion Skits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 276,618 Skits, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and most Skittlesian video games are banned in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papercuts and Skittles's national animal is the Papercut, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Nationalist Geniocracy of The Grandest Empire.
- : Papercuts and Skittles endorsed The Holy Empire of No-no land.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Holy Empire of No-no land.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nagaraningrad.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Kingdom of Valocke.
- : Papercuts and Skittles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
- : Papercuts and Skittles endorsed The Republic of Dominguez Hills.
- : Papercuts and Skittles endorsed The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar.
- : Papercuts and Skittles endorsed The Origin of Music of Hertfordshire and Jammbo.
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