The Verzweifeln of Parliamentary Laramidia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ema Webbe with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.048 billion Laramidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorerah. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parliamentary Laramidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion LArs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,582 LArs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The well-to-do in Europe are never on time for important appointments, the government is avowedly secular, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parliamentary Laramidia's national animal is the Afidatio bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The originals of the forest.

Parliamentary Laramidia is ranked 2,972^nd in the world and 45^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.01 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.