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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,681stMost Secular: 5,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,718th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
If you wish for peace, prepare for war
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Pasedonia

Population416 million

CapitalAkashic

CurrencyRumbaul
AnimalPhoenix

The United Socialist States of Pasedonia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 416 million Pasedonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akashic. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The Pasedonian economy, worth 25.6 trillion Rumbauls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,561 Rumbauls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasedonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pasedonia is ranked 85,425th in the world and 4,174th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 83.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Nudest: 503rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 637th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 793rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 800th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 811th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 889th in the regionBest Weather: 899th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasedonia, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Pasedonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Pasedonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".

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