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Patagonia Argentina

Population534 million



The Confederacy of Patagonia Argentina is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 534 million Patagonicoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bariloche. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Patagonia Argentinan economy, worth 36.9 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,182 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), diminutive Patagonia Argentinan generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonia Argentina's national animal is the Pumas, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonia Argentina is ranked 24,564th in the world and 17th in Greater Cyngland for Most Authoritarian, with 1,995.64 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,649thMost Pacifist: 17,243rdSafest: 17,590th
Safest: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Cyng, Grand Empire of Prussia, Eastern Karakun, Abbeyverne, and La bung chao dynasty.

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