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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,087thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,243rd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
United we Stand, Together we Fall
Alexander Ouellette
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Patoriotto

Population18.817 billion

CapitalDanketsu
LeaderAlexander Ouellette
FaithAresity

CurrencyPatoriottian Dollar
AnimalRed Panda

The Empire of Patoriotto is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Ouellette with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.817 billion Patoriottians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danketsu. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Patoriottian economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion Patoriottian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,448 Patoriottian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alexander Ouellette's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, there is something rotten in the state of Patoriotto, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patoriotto's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aresity.

Patoriotto is ranked 12,597th in the world and 160th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,985.55100702432 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,087thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,243rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,881stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,858thLowest Crime Rates: 4,257thSafest: 4,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,531stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,509thMost Influential: 6,581stHighest Economic Output: 6,839thMost Developed: 7,177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,111thBest Weather: 8,137thHealthiest Citizens: 8,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,598thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,109thSmartest Citizens: 10,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,453rdMost Stationary: 12,597thMost Patriotic: 12,953rdMost Secular: 14,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,532ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,729thHighest Average Incomes: 16,969thLargest Populations: 18,364thHighest Food Quality: 21,452nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 199th in the regionBest Weather: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 286th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 358th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 365th in the regionMost Patriotic: 411th in the regionRudest Citizens: 420th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 422nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 476th in the region

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