Population | 18.817 billion |
Capital | Danketsu |
Leader | Alexander Ouellette |
Faith | Aresity |
Currency | Patoriottian Dollar |
Animal | Red Panda |
The Empire of Patoriotto is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Ouellette with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.817 billion Patoriottians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danketsu. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Patoriottian economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion Patoriottian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,448 Patoriottian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Alexander Ouellette's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, there is something rotten in the state of Patoriotto, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patoriotto's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aresity.
Patoriotto is ranked 12,597th in the world and 160th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,985.55100702432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Patoriotto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Jellyfish in the Sky of Nocryae.
- : Patoriotto was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » Emeseses, Andromeda Islands, Zavea, Panormia, Nation of Urie, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Himadras, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Stal Valley, and Cyptopir.