by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,473rd
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Patrikcathstan

Population888 million

CapitalPatty City

CurrencyKrona
Animalcat

The Federal Republic of Patrikcathstan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 888 million Patrikcathstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patty City. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Patrikcathstanian economy, worth 102 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,870 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, bike rage is all the rage, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patrikcathstan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patrikcathstan is ranked 22,189th in the world and 48th in Anteria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 68,984.22 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,473rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,504thBest Weather: 15,633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,869thMost Inclusive: 16,775thHealthiest Citizens: 17,082ndMost Cultured: 17,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,347thLowest Crime Rates: 18,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,634thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,770thSmartest Citizens: 19,988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,189th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Patrikcathstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, Patrikcathstan's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Patrikcathstan, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.

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