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Safest: 107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136thLargest Insurance Industry: 683rd
The 🙈🙉🙊 of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of flappy fish.
Alastor Pnoote
Jarl of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Penguin Dictators

Population21.789 billion

LeaderAlastor Pnoote

AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alastor Pnoote with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.789 billion Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 5,808 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 266,592 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 11,979th in the world and 45th in Wintreath for Most Developed, scoring 89.09 on the Human Development Index.

Safest: 107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136thLargest Insurance Industry: 683rdLargest Mining Sector: 757thLowest Crime Rates: 804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,014thMost Avoided: 1,096thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,548thHighest Economic Output: 1,585thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,729thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,759thTop
Largest Governments: 2,869thHighest Average Incomes: 2,931stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,099thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,126thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,817thRudest Citizens: 4,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,049thLargest Populations: 6,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,052ndMost Developed: 11,979thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,583rdMost Influential: 15,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,549thSmartest Citizens: 17,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,413th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Most Average: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the region

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