The United Socialist States of People republie of alaska is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President governor Mike Stevens Begich with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.629 billion armed forces of alaska are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient alaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion alaskan dollar Alaskan cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,286 alaskan dollar Alaskan cents, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People republie of alaska's national animal is the brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Jewish Islam Buddhist Hindu.

People republie of alaska is ranked 26,404^th in the world and 12^th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.99 law-abiding acts per hour.